Digital Download – Your gift is on its way – late/stuck in the mail virtuous relatable printable card procrastinate 2020: swears & without


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How many of us have rushed out at the last minute to get a gift because it’s socially frowned upon to show up without one on the day of the big gift exchange? How many of us would prefer to find the right item and/or to not be guilted? How many of us are squirmy about the whole practice of obligatory gift giving? And how many of us approach gift selection with a spirit of procrastination?

If you raised your hand (however meekly) for any of these, this printable card is for you: if you have five minutes, you have time to redeem yourself (whether you’ve purchased your gift from us or elsewhere).

We’ll let you decide whether or not to include a printout of what you’re giving along with the card. And, we’ve even given you a perfect excuse to print this on something from the recycle bin (because 3 gallons of water saved per page of office paper, plus emissions avoided to the tune of 3.5x the weight of the paper you print on…small things add up). Google ‘origami envelopes’ to make use of even more pre-loved paper – maybe you’ve got old wrapping paper or newsprint or a shopping bag? Have fun with this!

We’re even providing options at this late stage: original (with *actual* swears), censored (with implied swears), and grandma version (all cleaned up for the senior/sanctimonious set). And, when you buy this, you’ll get all three, so if you rethink sitting in the room while your MIL opens the one that says ‘FUCK’ on it, all you have to do is hit ‘print’ on a different file. See? Easy.

Junket’s mission is to help make it fun – and easy – to make ecologically sensitive purchasing decisions. Any product you find on our Etsy site, or on is secondhand or has been made using secondhand materials.

All of our digital downloads were originally created for use on secondhand pages; we’ve decided to turn the files themselves into ‘secondhand’ product by sharing them with you.

If you have any difficulty downloading this file (or if you have suggestions for making it better or more user friendly), please do let us know.




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