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Secondhand towel, printed in Minneapolis using first class swears. Zero waste. Conscientious reuse.

Junket’s Outspoken Hand Towels are designed to dry your hands both thoughtfully and responsibly. If you’ve gotten past the hurdle of wearing other people’s old clothes (yay, vintage!), then you should have no qualms with these, either (but just in case, we’ve picked ’em carefully and washed ’em well).

The towel that you receive is a 100% reused towel… just with a new message on it.

Blue towels are roughly 19″ x 15″
Red towels are roughly 13″ x 11″

*PLEASE NOTE: we offer free local pick up at our Minneapolis location. If you would like to utilize this option, please send us a message before purchasing, and we will work out the details with you!

Additional information

Weight 3 oz
Dimensions 8 × 6 × 2 in

blue towel, blue/red combo set, red towel


  1. Billie Waelchi

    ordered the hand towel for my boyfriend – he loved it! it was delivered super fast, too. highly recommend this shop 🙂

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