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Hand towel William Gibson Asshole quote / repurposed surgical cotton towel swear profanity towel "Before you diagnose yourself with low..."

Hand towel William Gibson Asshole quote / repurposed surgical cotton towel swear profanity towel "Before you diagnose yourself with low..."

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Secondhand towel, printed in Minneapolis using first class swears. Zero waste. Conscientious reuse. Don’t be an A-hole! Quote courtesy of the cyberpunk pioneer William Gibson.

Junket’s Outspoken Hand Towels are designed to dry your hands both thoughtfully and responsibly. If you’ve gotten past the hurdle of wearing other people’s old clothes (yay, vintage!), then you should have no qualms with these, either (but just in case, we’ve picked ’em carefully and washed ’em well).

The towel that you receive is a 100% reused towel (ultra absorbent and excellent for multi-purpose use)… just with a new message on it. Flat size is approximately 19″ x 15″ (size from towel to towel varies slightly with a 1″ variance”).

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You may find our shipping costs obscenely high for small, low priced goods (we do). Unfortunately, USPS First Class mail uses Air Mail by default, and since our entire premise is to conduct the lowest-impact, most climate-competent consumer goods business model possible, we limit our shipping options to USPS Parcel Select, UPS Ground, and where applicable, Media Mail. This product does not qualify for Media Mail.

We are happy to cover these higher shipping costs for any/all orders over $35 (and combining products reduces individual packaging requirements, another environmental win), so if you care to make it our cost, take a look around and see which other 100% secondhand sourced items you might be able to use!
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• 100% secondhand product + packaging = no new manufacturing emissions
• extending the useful life of existing materials defers recycling/waste/composting emissions.
• shipping orders via ground transit cuts emissions by 90% or more vs air-based shipping (per EPA.gov).

We can *all* feel good about choosing the most sustainable goods possible: the ones that already exist!

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