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Printable card: Your gift is on its way. Supply chains be damned! Last Minute Digital Download for averting gifting shame
Printable card: Your gift is on its way. Supply chains be damned! Last Minute Digital Download for averting gifting shame
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2021 gave us both the perfect excuse -- and the perfect storm -- when it came to late gift arrivals. We designed this printable card as a five minute practice in proactive redemption (whether you purchase your gift from us or elsewhere), and folks seemed to appreciate the cover it offers. You can choose to include (or not) a printout of that not-yet-arrived gift.
Choose from among three options:
• Original (with *actual* swears)
• Censored (with implied swears), and
• Grandma version (all cleaned up for the sanctimonious set).
All of our digital downloads were originally created for use on secondhand pages; we've decided to turn the files themselves into secondhand product by sharing them with you.
When printed on standard 8.5 x 11" paper, the card fits in a standard A2 sized envelope. There are countless free envelope templates available online, and making them out of unusual & vintage papers is one of our favorite ways to bump up the creative snail-mail factor.
By purchasing this listing, you are licensing—not buying ownership of—these files. Use is limited to personal and small DIY business projects on reused materials only. New paper, print-on-demand, or broader commercial use requires permission.
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Digital files (no physical item)
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8.5 × 11" page layout
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Intended for reuse-based printing on existing materials
What you’re buying
This purchase grants a non-exclusive license to use this digitally designed card on secondhand/reuse paper.
Included:
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3 print-quality PDFs on plain white background
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A short, plain-language Terms of Use (TOU)
How you may use these files:
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Personal projects
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Small-scale, hands-on DIY business use using exclusively secondhand substrates. If you are wondering if your use would be appropriate, please contact us first.
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Printing on existing / reused substrates (vintage paper, junk mail b-sides, reclaimed materials)
What’s not included:
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Printing on new paper or new blank products
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Print-on-demand, mass production, or file resale
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Broader commercial use (please DM for licensing)
A strong preference: please don’t print on newly purchased paper. There’s already so much in circulation, and the point of this listing is to encourage thoughtful use of existing materials.
Need help? Download issues or suggestions? Give us a shout.
Enjoy!
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Shipping
The Fine Print• 100% secondhand packaging
• intentionally slow in-house service levels
• ground shipping only
This is climate-competent commerce, and we talk a bit more about each of these strategies on our 'official' shipping policy page:
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Proactive Satisfaction + Refunds
Refund policyWe have adopted a 'generally generous' approach to fulfilling many of our product listings, as sending a wee bit extra can avoid costly errors & 'fix it' shipments (besides, we find most folks appreciate the occasional freebie).
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That said, if you would prefer to avoid the extras, we will gladly rightsize or downsize your order on request (product price would remain the same because more labor + less product = wash). If you prefer this option, please include a detailed order note to specify the quantity you wish to recieve (i.e. 'please send precise count of 7 for XYZ product').
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As a rule, we discourage returns - but we also don't abide crappy customer experiences. To initiate issue resolution in the event that we miss the boat with your order (gaps happen!), head to our refund policy page (linked here - and at the bottom of any page) to get started.
'This is a phenomenal shop! Every little detail screams "love, care, quality, reduce, repurpose, reuse, upcycle!" Cannot recommend highly enough! I was blown away! My favorite new shop of 2022!'
-Kimberly, Long Beach CA
secondhand everything:
because the most sustainable goods possible are the ones that already exist.